The Faceless BoyThe crap computer that cannot play Party MonsterThe Faceless Boy
Realising that the DVD would not play, the faceless boy threw the computer into Indiana Jones’s poster face. He lay on the floor and wept in self-loathing and depravation.
2 hours earlier
“Can I borrow you computer?” enquired the faceless boy.
“Sure” said John Barrowman. One sexy wink and saucy smile later, tossing the long computer to the faceless boy, John Barrowman pranced from the room.
“*insert gay sexual innuendo of your choice*” said John Barrowman sexily.
“Must be an engagement ri
Ode To NymphsOnce upon a time there was a small pair of nymphs.Ode To Nymphs
One was ginger and quite tall.
The other was spiky and quite small.
One day the small and spiky one was arrested for public indecency and terrorising old ladies. One day the tall and ginger one was arrested for assaulting batteries and terrorising cold babies.
In prison the small and spiky one was anally raped. In prison the tall and ginger one was the anal rapist.
The End.
Asha and the SquirrelOne sunny day, Fonse and Asha went shopping. They went to Ann Summers, to spice up their ailing love life. The problem was that Asha couldn’t get it up anymore, because there was a squirrel, who reminded her of Tony Blair, who lived outside of their window. Fonse was also just plain crap in bed. The other problem was that Asha was dead fat and no one knew why.Asha and the Squirrel
In Ann Summers, they were looking for one of those vibrating cock rings off the telly. They found one, and Asha went into labour.
They called Timmy D, the midwife to help them with the birth. It was very disgusting. There was a lot of blood and screaming,
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